ALERT… AT 2 O’CLOCK… HEADING THIS WAY AT 20 KNOTS…
1,000 FEET LONG… 10,000 TONS… SHE LOOKS LIKE A BIGGIE…
ALL HANDS ON DECK… REPEAT… ALL HANDS ON DECK… SEND BACKUP…
It’s T-11 on the farce clock and counting down…
So take care of the turkey and then get yourself sorted.
Because NOISES OFF opens December 6.
