“No bad theatre, please. We’re British.”

The farce clock is at T-18 days and counting down…

Will you heed the call and get your tickets?

You better.

Because Third Rail’s holiday (but unrelated to the holidays thank god) production of NOISES OFF will be here MOMENTARILY to crack your teeth and infect your brain.

Visors down…

Third Rail, baby, YEAH!
Third Rail, baby, YEAH!