See this show.
Or else I’ll shut down the federal government and create economic chaos. And then I’ll defund-
Cut. Wait, sorry. Wrong script. Not that one. Doubt it would work here anyway.
But unless you’re a Republican from Texas who has lost his mind (true, small things do get lost more easily), you’re probably not going to miss this show.
Because you know, and I know, and John Breen knows (in his heart of hearts – in between kick boxing), that Slingshot is not something you miss. So don’t.
What is it, you ask?
What’s with all the questions?
It’s simply a very live evening of live people doing live entertainment. Being live. All live.
You saw ROADHOUSE: THE PLAY. Some of you are still living it. This is the same crew. There’s The Aces, made up of comedy wizards Michael Fetters and Shelley McLendon.
And then there’s the main event: Bryan Coffee and BRINK OF EXTINCTION.
So be there.
Or I’ll gerrymander US voting districts so angry white people all live together in an echo chamber with no feedback loop and keep sending wingnuts to Congress who-
Cut. Stop the music. Not that one. Sorry.
But I’ve gotten so used to it…
Two nights only at Portland Center Stage
November 15 & 16, 2013
$15 presale/ $20 door