Crook County War: Help John Breen make a movie

In some future utopian world, where even the smallest threat to public safety has been legislated out of existence by an all powerful, benevolent (yeah, right) state, it will no longer be legal to be as funny as John Breen currently is.

Yes, that John Breen – mainstay of Portland improv super heroes The Liberators.

It's all fun and games - 'til someone puts the hurt on.
It’s all fun and games – ’til someone puts the hurt on.

The bad news: There is no future utopian world to look forward to anymore, remember? Because the planet as we know it is set to explode in a fireball of CO2 and overheated pollution any day now.

But cut therefore to…

THE GOOD NEWS: John Breen and his humor are here for the forseeable moment.

Whatismore.

This self-described “Male Power Fighter Director” (who, my unpaid intern [OSHA alert] informs me, was “born under a karate moon”), no longer content with simply being funny live on stage, is making a movie so he can be funny on screens all over the world any time of day or night. Or even at the same time like.

Actually, he’s directing, so who knows if we’ll even get to see his face up there.

I dare you to click this image.
I dare you to click this image.

“And what,” you ask, “could I possibly do to help move the needle on this project?”

How about:

A) Get over to the indiegogo.

B) Watch the video. Watch it again.

C) Make a contribution. Come on – set some of those ducats free.

D) Repeat the above.

And what if you don’t?

This guy visited the indiegogo but failed to make a contribution.  He's toast.
This guy visited the indiegogo but failed to make a contribution. He’s toast.