Do NOT keep calm

But please DO carry on.

As Black Friday descends, we urge you to freak out and panic buy like a kid at a Secaucus mall.

But not TV’s or clothes or computers.

No, no. Not those Made in China tchotchkes.

Instead, get something really valuable that will last a lifetime.

And it’s 100% Made in America (aside from the script).

Namely, a ticket to one of the funniest plays ever staged.

It’s T-7 on the farce clock and counting down…

They should be getting tickets for NOISES OFF instead.
They should have bought tickets for NOISES OFF instead.

Way more fun than a 50" TV.
Way more fun than a 50″ TV.