But please DO carry on.
As Black Friday descends, we urge you to freak out and panic buy like a kid at a Secaucus mall.
But not TV’s or clothes or computers.
No, no. Not those Made in China tchotchkes.
Instead, get something really valuable that will last a lifetime.
And it’s 100% Made in America (aside from the script).
Namely, a ticket to one of the funniest plays ever staged.
It’s T-7 on the farce clock and counting down…